1.  I have an irrational fear of reality.
2.  I want to marry a celebrity.  Fran Kranz is top of my list.
3.  I'm not pretty.
4.  I like my body.
5.  I flake out on life a lot by moving far, far away to start over.
6.  I want to move far, far away and start over.
7.  I have a sweet, nostalgic love for the first man I kissed even though we would both agree that I'm pretty weird around him.  
8.  I have only seen the first man I kissed 3 or 4 times in the past 7 years.
9.  I believe in honesty and empathy and tact.
10.  I am frequently dishonest, unsympathetic, and rude.
11.  I am frequently that way to myself, and that makes me that way to others.
12.  I love multiples of 6 for no particular reason.
13.  I am really good at succeeding.
14.  I am equally good at failing.  It's top of the mountain or bottom of the pile for me.
15.  I hold grudges far longer than is necessary or convenient or healthy.
16.  I am unhealthy.
17.  I don't know the difference between love and practicality.
18.  I sometimes think that my fear of reality is really not all that irrational.